The process

How cvdestroyed works

Three steps. No mercy.

Upload your CV

Drag and drop your CV as a PDF or DOCX file. No login required, no email address, no account. We do not know who you are and we would like to keep it that way. The moment your file lands, it is processed entirely in memory.

Supported formats: PDF and DOCX only. If your CV is a scanned image, convert it to text-based PDF first.

Choose your roast tone

Pick from six destruction styles: Snarky, Corporate Speak, Gen Z, Gordon Ramsay, Received Pronunciation, or Silicon Valley Bro. Each tone reads the same CV and finds the same problems — they just deliver the verdict differently. Gordon Ramsay is exactly what you think it is.

The roast is free. All six tones are available at no cost. The AI reads every line, every bullet, every lie.

Get destroyed

Six roast lines, delivered with precision. The AI does not hallucinate problems — it reads what is actually there and tells you what a recruiter silently thinks. Passive voice. Vague metrics. Skill padding. Unexplained gaps. It will find them.

Average roast time: under 30 seconds. The results are shown on screen and never stored.

Get fixed (optional, $4.99)

The rewrite takes your actual CV content and restructures it: honest language, quantified achievements, ATS-friendly formatting, tight bullets. You get a full rewritten CV delivered as a downloadable DOCX. No AI puffery. No "results-driven professional" nonsense.

One-time payment. No subscription. ₹199 for users in India. The rewrite generates in 20–40 seconds depending on CV length.

FAQ

Questions we get asked

No. Your CV is processed in memory and deleted immediately after. We never store, read, or share your document. The only thing we keep is the roast — and that lives rent-free in your head.

PDF and DOCX. If your file is in another format, convert it to PDF first — most word processors can do this in one click. We do not support scanned images or photos of your CV printed on paper.

Under 30 seconds for the roast. The rewrite is slightly longer — usually 20–40 seconds depending on CV length. If it takes more than a minute, your CV may have been too long to process in one go.

The roast is completely free. Destruction costs nothing. The ATS-optimised rewrite — the part that actually fixes things — costs $4.99 (or ₹199 in India). One-time. No subscription. No upsells.

You're probably in denial. The AI doesn't have feelings or grudges — it just reads what's there. If a line feels unfair, ask yourself why it landed. That discomfort is the product working as intended.

Ready to get destroyed?

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